Inspiration often comes from unexpected places.
You think I sit here brainlessly,
A rooted ornamental tree.
You don’t know that while you sleep
I lift my skirt and off I creep
From yard to yard on tippy-toe.
Oh how love a good peep show!
You might be shocked at what I find
When neighbors fail to close their blind,
And buddy if you only knew
All the dirt I have on you.