Dear Miss Water:
I’d like to check on your supply.
The client I represent
is rather dry.
Dear Dry Root:
How much does your client drink?
It looks like we should have enough
Hope This Helps,
Dear Miss Water (What a Pretty Name):
My client’s growing very tall,
I’d say two hundred thousand leaves,
plus a million bugs and boarders.
It’s all that I can do
to fill her orders!
How Can I Ever Thank You Enough?
Dear Dry (May I call you Dry?):
So glad you got in touch today.
Here’s what I have,
and more is on the way.
I hope this quenches your client’s thirst,
and I’ll pray those selfish weeds
don’t get there first!
Hugs and Kisses!
Your Miss Water
~~David L. Harrison