A faintly humorous story

Hi everyone,

Have you ever fainted? I have a few times in my life. With my long body if I have been lying down for a while and get up too quickly, I get lightheaded and in extreme cases I faint. This hasn’t happened in the last fifty years because I know to sit up for a few seconds before I stand up. One of the first times I fainted was when I was a boy and went to YMCA Camp. Each morning we were roused from our bunks, if we weren’t already up and dressed, by a loud summons to gather around the flag pole. One morning I leaped up, hurried into my clothes, and raced out to join the fast-forming circle of boys. Next thing I knew, I was looking up into a ring of curious faces.

But the one I want to tell you about is when Sandy and I lived in Evansville, Indiana. We lived in a duplex. Our daughter Robin was less than one year old. On the other side of the unit lived another young couple, also with a small child. One evening I heard through the thin walls the mother crooning a goodnight song to her daughter. I got out my trombone, stood next to the wall, and began softly accompanying her. There was an immediate silence, a delighted giggle, and then we continued singing and playing her daughter off to sleep.

Anyway, one weekend afternoon I was taking a nap on the sofa in our living room and was awakened by the doorbell. I jumped up and went to the door. When I opened it, a man was standing there. He told me his name and announced in a cheerful voice that he would like to come in and tell me about a life insurance policy he was selling.

At that point I fainted backward onto the floor. My wife appeared from somewhere and crouched down to comfort me. The salesman began to stutter and asked if I was alright. Sandy informed him that I had just fainted and would be fine in a minute. “Does this sometimes,” she said.

I didn’t see the poor guy leave but I could easily imagine that he sped straight back to the office and tendered his resignation.

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4 comments on “A faintly humorous story

  1. Not sure if I will be the first, last, or only one to tell you this, but you meant faint. Feint is what a boxer dies to make you think his left hand is going to punch you for a spellling error and then he hits you with the right.

    • Ah me, when will I learn to spell? It would come in ever so handy if I should take up writing. Thanks for being the first, Jane.

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