I hate to admit it but based on the early polls, I hereby withdraw my name from the race for governor of the fine state of Florida. My pledge to introduce more kinds of pies is just not resonating with voters as I thought it would. Granted, I received commitments from 12 and received only 1 negative comment, but only two of the voters actually live in Florida. I’m beginning to think my campaign was too narrow, too one-issue, for the masses. It looks like my political aspirations have melted like meringue in July on a key lime pie.