My lake is SO ugly!

Hi everyone,

Goose Lake is doing it again. Each year around this time the cool water at the surface sinks, forcing the water below to rise, bringing with it a lot of odious looking blobs not unlike the unfortunate results of an enormous, messy sneeze — or worse.

In this picture you can spot two swans flying right to left across the scene; you can see the trees, shoreline, and people reflected in the water; and you can also see the dastardly blemishes on my beautiful lake!

A few years ago we gave Goose Lake some tough love by writing couplets to her gruesome face. After a few weeks she straightened right up and returned to her usual glorious beauty. I hope you’ll help me again. This is serious!

Couplets please.