Back home, in trouble already

“Oh that is so not fair!”
“We wait all this time for him to come home . . . ”
“Who knew he had a … a harem down there!”
“That little one with the big eyes thinks she’s SO cute!”
“You can bet THOSE aren’t real!”
“Next year I’m hiding in his luggage.”
“Right! We’ll go down there and run those hussies off!”
“Girls, this is war!”