Happy anniversary, Sandy!

Hi everyone,

Today is our anniversary. I would like to tell you which one it is, but my wife won’t tell me. Says it’s none of my business or anyone else’s. ROBIN and JEFF have been asking. She is steadfast in her refusal.

We met and became sweethearts in high school. I remember that much for sure. And just the other day Sandy told me that she thinks the marriage seems to be working out, so I can pass that along.

I was very glad to hear her say that because she’s a really good kisser.

How long we’ve been together may never be known, but from that day when she agreed to be my bride, we’ve never looked back. For that I will always be grateful. I love you, Sweetheart.